For the old farts
Viagra for elders
A little old man totters into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
' Can I have 6 tablets please and I want each one of them cut into quarters '
The chemist says ' I can do that sir, but a quarter will not give you a full erection'.
' I am 96 years old and don't have much use for an erection. I just want it sticking out a little bit so I don't piss on my slippers'.
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